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[littlesammy]

There is a Twilight-inspired dildo around. It's pale. It supposedly sparkles. It's... freakin' disturbing, really. O_o

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[rainbowjumpsuit]

*HEADDESKS REPEATEDLY*

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

[absinthe90]

OH MY GOD THAT IS --- MINDSCARRED. MINDSCARRED FOR LIFE.

PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT TO FEEL LIKE THEY'RE DOING IT WITH A LIVING DEAD?oO A SPARKLING DEAD THING?

...I think Tony and Ziva should issue a protest against this affront to sex.

[vikingwriter]

This made me laugh so much! Thank you, thank you, thank you. I still can't believe it's not an ad in The Onion, though. Seems a bit too ridiculous. Though if they really do make a Hello Kitty vibrator... (And while they're both too borderline-sick to be contemplated, I'm pretty sure mixing Twilight and Hello Kitty gets you sent to Book's Special Hell. Disturbing on too many levels to count, but funny as hell.)

[saucy_wench83]

Bonus points to you for the Firefly reference! I love that he puts "talking in the theater" in with "taking advantage" of women. Also, that was one of my fav episodes, too. God, I love and miss that show...

[saucy_wench83]

Wow! What does it say about me that I am not, at all, disturbed by the dildo or the reviews?

This kind of reminds of the baby Jesus butt plug and the crucifix dildo. I found those on the net AGES ago after a friend told me about them.

The Hello Kitty vibe is awesome, though! What little girl wouldn't want one? Heh. I know...I'm sick. It's a gift, really.

[ecchipiro]

Oh, I remember that one. And the tentacle dildo. And that zombie dildo. Yeah ---, you read that right. And then there was that Cthulhu dildo. XD

[saucy_wench83]

No way! A zombie dildo!? Sweet. I'm gonna google that right now...