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[littlepixiechic]

so, if i have a mug full of lemonade here at work, and it's POSSIBLE it might have some soap in it due to a really inferior washing job, will i die if i drink the lemonade? i'm thinking not, 'cause when i was five i liked soap off my arm and apparently i'm still here

Comments

[kensey]

Ordinary soap won't kill you, but antibacterial soap will slowly weaken your immune system until one day five years from now you're felled by a common cold.

Drink up.

[blodbath]

Don't listen to him, ordinary soap WILL kill you. It'll also kick your dog, plunder your booty, and make indecent statues of you out of macaroni.

[kensey]

...or out of beans and glue.