OMFG!

[littlepaffs]

Okay, so like for all those moms out there that go to school, and work, and take care of their kid, and work on world peace and bake and cook and sew and practice medicine on their spare time, I have one thing to say

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[summers_havok]

Okay....

A. She loves the pickles. I think the vinegar numbs her gums.
B. Your boobs are fan-fucking-tastic. They're BOOBS.
C. I called her Cati just the other day, and she didn't even look up. She KNOWS KP.

Oh, and D. You're doing awesome, and yeah. All those other moms can go fuck themselves sideways with a big, splintery 2 by 4.

[littlepaffs]

Okay,

A) Stop pickling our child.
B) You have to say that , or else I'll leave you and then who would do you? HUH? HUH?
C) I picked a perfectly good name for her. Use it more often.
D) Okay I love you again.

Having a kid is HARD WORK! Babies should come with warning labels.

[summers_havok]

OKAY!!!

A. She likes it!
B. I DO have to say that, but I also love your boobs. I worship them. I'm willing to build an altar. I'll need pictures, though.
C. I will if I get those pictures.
D. Right on!

Warning labels and a prescription. LMAO

[littlepaffs]

you're such a dork.

JP says he might be able to babysit this weekend......how does freedom sound to you?

[littlepaffs]

So will a million other people but I'm the teenager that went and got knocked up so I figure I should be like responsible and shit. I dunno.

I just feel bad asking people to do that! she's my baby! Although I should share her awesomeness with the world...

Just as an advisory -- she babbles more than I talk. You could very well go insane.

[littlepaffs]

True...

Fine. When do you want the perfect fruit of my loins? I'll take any day....

[paige_husk]

My Ma demands pictures.

She'll exchange for pie.

[littlepaffs]

...pie is good.

Okay! I'll send some...and I really need to plan a trip to Kentucky. I wanna see her and have Mama G see mah baby. Srsly.

[paige_husk]

Ma would adore ya doin' that.

I'll eventually be headin' back up the mansion. Still helpin' out around here for a bit longer.

[littlepaffs]

...well, when are you planning on coming up? Cause I can time it so we can come back together?

[bookish_blonde]

So this is what I have to look forward to, huh?

[littlepaffs]

Yup, though you'll probably be one of those moms that never lets anything processed pass her kid's mouth, and like remembers not to put plastic in the microwave and all that fun stuff.

Cause you're awesome that way.

[bookish_blonde]

Depends on the plastic, some of it actually is microwaveable. As for the processed stuff, french fries and milkshakes. Not exactly the food of champions, J. But oh yeah, we've been eating them. :P

I'm trying. You know, aside from the fries and the milkshakes.

[littlepaffs]

I'm just saying. You and Remy were/are way more prepared for this than Alex and me and look! Cati's still alive and adorable, so really, I think you'll be fine :D

Only 8 more weeks to go!!!!!

[john_movinon]

Sounds like you guys are doing awesome.

[littlepaffs]

We are although omg I have MISSED YOU, John!

Cati is drooling here which I translate to 'UNCLE GODFATHER! WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE RIGHT NOW?!?'

[john_movinon]

Missed you too, Jubes.

Uncle Godfather. Heh. I like it. I like it a lot.

Uncle Godfather is currently on Genosha. Taking a bit of a, uh, sabbatical, I guess you can call it.

[littlepaffs]

Hee. I'm glad! She's gonna use it now!!! :D

Ooooh really? What's up? OMG I've been such a selfish bad friend, I had no idea things were happening :( You ok?!?!?!