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Here I sit, updating, with a gun pointed to my head.

Anywho, I've been around lately, not sleeping around but since your lives are still going you can be assured that I am still around as if I was not nor would you be. My car is out to kill me in the most aggrivating way with its constant something else breakingness. Also I am beginning to become ( Read more... )

The most beautiful stripper came in. All eyes went to this jaw-dropping beauty. She was a tad short for a stripper but no one cared they loved her all the same, and not because she had put them under a spell, but because she was so astonishingly gorgeous that they could not help themselves from loving her. She walked up to where Bimbonium Aka Bimbo ( Read more... )

I haven't been doin' to well on this updating thing lately, but hey, you can't blame me.....or else I will kill you!!! :0) Here are the quotes for the last 5 days to amuse you you little earthlings.

No matter which direction you start, it’s always against the wind coming back
Suicide hotline…please hold

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving ( Read more... )

So basically, I just forgot that I was supposed to update everyday with a quote. I admit, the ruler of the world does make mistakes sometimes but hey, I am ruling the world! I've got a lot on my mind. So here are enough quotes for the seven days I missed.

“That’s the trouble with being me. At this point nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I ( Read more... )

I'M BACK!!!! Stupid live journal thinks they can keep me away but NO! They can't!!! And athank yooou to my dear friend Meghan for fighting the good fight with me. WOOOOOOOOOOO, WE DID IT BABY!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I would also like the thank all the little people who always knew that someday I would be back ruling the world. You all rock ( Read more... )

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Back from PEI. Sucked, do not ask questions. SUPER tired so I can only really see myself sleeping tomorrow so I shall yet agian post a quote early...oh and one for wednesday cause that is my day with Meghan so I am not home. Enjoy.

Humpty-Dumpty was pushed
T.G.I.F. Thank God I’m Female

Since I shall not be here this weekend, (which has already passed cause this thing is stupid) I am posting 3 quotes now. One for Saturday, Sunday and Monday. All be well over the glorious days off and I shall strike the netlines once again when I return! BWHAHAHAHA!

“That’s the trouble with being me. At this point nobody gives a damn what my ( Read more... )

Allo Allo people of the internet. I have decided that I have a huge page with "quotations" (oh Mr. Huffman)  on it and shall write one here everyday until I run out. Enjoy!

“My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything-even if you have no clue what you are doing”-JESSICA ALBA*

....and that day and time isn't right. It is April1 ( Read more... )