I can't follow directions

[littlemetaldrop]

Today I attempted to make more cookies. I left out lemon (for flavor), salt (flavor enhancer!), and an entire egg (I was wondering why the consistency of the dough was entirely wrong

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[asakiyume]

Not only do you walk around in the icy snowy stuff barefoot sometimes, but you also have no heels.

...well, only an amateur tracker would conclude that. A more pro tracker would realize you were walking on tiptoes.

Look at the extra pressure on your big toe!