for my birthday i am spending it with my family and a good friend and i am not doing anything like a party or a dinner. if you want to have lunch or dinner with me to celebrate me being able to get into rated R movies now (or monday) then just let me know cause i love food for real or i guess if you dont love food we can just hang out i reckon. oh ( Read more... )

i cant wait 'till my birthday now.

a year in review

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elisha cuthbert is the girl in the new weezer video.

hey lets see how long till the next stranger tells me i look like THE WEEZER GIRL

i have the stomach virus. last night i thought i was going to die ( Read more... )

for a couple of weeks now i have been trying to figure out what i would want my PostSecret to be.

i finally came to realize that my big secret (not so anymore) was that i was too afraid to tell any of mine, even though nobody would know it was me.

all jokes aside, i wish that we were all robots.

dang, that was so fun.

i am sitting here in the girls living room and i am really embarassed kind of because i just told them one of my big secrets about wanting to see a dead person inside a coffin but like...one that has been buried for a while. i read in playboy that they are contemplating about taking marilyns coffin and doing another autopsy which i dont really get ( Read more... )

tonight me and my mom sat on the side of 485 for an hour. if you know me, you know my blood is already ice cold. a cement truck basically fell apart in the road, and left exaust pipes and rims and umm something that looked like a giant lugnut there for us to run over and sent us screaming for a whole minute. we are all okay. about 5 other cars ( Read more... )