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[littleelf]

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haullittleelf goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Black Ghost.brammig tricks you! You get a dead frog.giocoso tricks you! You get a used tissue.goldentower gives you 18 dark blue raspberry-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.magic_dreamer gives you 8 light blue vanilla-flavoured gumdrops.skruffy gives you 10 light yellow

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[giocoso]

BWAHAH, I GOT YOU BACK FOR THE USED TISSUE THING

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Re: Oh Golly!

[giocoso]

Well, the only evil ducks there are are evil Meercas in disguise >O But ducks are cute!!

And I don't know what you mean by "echo" but they do that too!!

*in creepy Jason-hiss-voice complete with Jason-ish stare* KILL THE CHILDREN

Re: Oh Golly!

[littleelf]

Meercas are the devil! and Ducks are the only animal that dont have an echo, so if they got lost in some giant CAVE OF DOOM and they spoke or quacked it wouldnt echo, and nobody knows why...DUn dun DUN!

Re: Oh Golly!

[giocoso]

Maybe it's because they're too CUTE to echo, eh?? EH??

*quacks*

Re: Oh Golly!

[littleelf]

mabey its because they are so terrifyingly UGLY that the echo demon who lives in caves is too ascared to talk back BWAHAHAHAH!

while on the other hand Cerritos crows can make a variety of cute death noises like "CAWWWWWWW" or "Hi Little elf" (its so cute when they talk to me)

Re: Oh Golly!

[giocoso]

NO, THEY'RE JUST TALKING TO YOU IN THEIR EVIL DEATH VOICES

WHEN THEY SAY, "HI LITTLE ELF" THEY'RE REALLY SAYING "I AM A DARK LORD OF THE SITH AND I LIKE TO CHOKE PLANETS FOR FUN BWAHAHAH"

AND DUCKS AREN'T UGLY!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT, THEY'RE THE CUTEST ANIMALS EVER (and admittedly pretty smelly too, but still cute!!)!

Re: Oh Golly!

[littleelf]

DUCKS ONLY WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD,THEY ARE EVIL AND CAN CAUSe HAVIC

And the Crows are MY FRIENDS, AND Most dont Have evil DETH Voices...

Re: Oh Golly!

[giocoso]

NO!

Obviously, ANY bird which is smart enough will want to take over the world!! And CROWS HAVE EVIL DEATH VOICES, LISTEN:

Caw! ("I AM EVIL AND AM CURRENTLY TELLING SADIE, COME AND CLIMB THE ELECTRIC FENCE AGAIN LITTLE GIRL, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA")

Re: Oh Golly!

[littleelf]

LOL good times with that electic fence,the crows cheered me on.

When ducks say "Quake" they are really saysing "I have No ECHO, FEAR MY LACK OF VOCAB SKILLS"!!!

Re: Oh Golly!

[giocoso]

No! Compare:

"Quack!" ("I am the ubercuuuuuute!")

"Caw!" ("I WONDER WHAT THAT CYANIDE'D DO TO YOU IF YOU ATE IT, SADIE!!")

Re: Oh Golly!

[littleelf]

Drak YOu are So lost Check this out:

"CAW" ("You should go play in front of Cars! That would be Kool!")

"Quack" ("I have No SOUL, and i like to Poison pigions in the park in my SPArE time")

see crows are nicer...and have souls, thats a plus

Re: Oh Golly!

[giocoso]

But but but Kym and I poison pigeons in the park all the time! We enjoy the pain and suffering of lesser beings!!

"So Sunday at three won't you come down with me and POISON SOME PIGEONS IN THE PAAAAAAAAARK"

Re: Oh Golly!

[littleelf]

" and mabey we'll do in a SQUIRRLE or two, as Were PoiSoning Pigions, It just takes a Smigion, when Were Poinsoning Pigions in the PARRRRRRRRRK!

Thats a happy song

Re: Oh Golly!

[giocoso]

Yes, it is a happy song.

UNLIKE THE CROWS

Re: Oh Golly!

[littleelf]

What!?!?!? the Crows arnt a Happy song? are you saying they Lied? No thats not it, crows are to nice to lie. *feeds a crow a first grader*

Re: Oh Golly!

[giocoso]

CROWS ARE NICE?? HAH, DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH, I ONCE SAW ONE TEARING APART AN INNOCENT SPARROW RIGHT ON MY FRONT LAWN :(

Well, maybe I didn't really see it... but there were a bunch of crows on my lawn, I scared them away, and lo and behold, a bunch of BROWN/WHITE FEATHERS IN A PILE

Murderous beasts!