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[littlechris]

Peter: I need a book on potty training
Clerk: This is our most popular one, it's called "Everyone Poops."
Peter: Hmm... Well, ya see... We're catholic..so...
Clerk: Oh my mistake! In that case you'll want this one. It's called " You're Catholic and that is concentrated evil coming out the back of you."
Peter: Great! I'll take it!

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[luckyduck21]

"You better watch who you call a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert." - Family Guy