[locked against arkham_crane]

[littlebitbad]

Dudes, I totally just wrote the most awesome fanfiction ever.

I am a winner.

P.S

"Sparky", wtf. (No I don't mean the robot)

lolioperative is the best ever username to submit fanfic under, also. THANKS KEY.

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[key_to_me]

YOU'RE WELCOME, HOTTEST SISTER EVER

It was like a lightning strike of awesome that struck me right in the awesome-producing pheromone Awesomeness center of my brain.

Do I WANT to know what you wrote, she asks, fully knowing the answer to her question will be "LOL NO".

[littlebitbad]

Hahahahahaha KEY I LOVE YOU.

Well see, John was all "It would be inappropriate for me to bone my boss" so I was like "*looks up fanfiction and fanart on the internets*" and I quoted porn at him about him and it was hilarious and THEN I realised that I could write my own and it would be ten times better since I know him...

Anyway long story short there's now a story about John Sheppard obsessing over Elizabeth Weir's boobies.

[key_to_me]

I LOVE YOU TOO, AWESOME-APPRENTICE

Look is this like another thing like how House and Cuddy are so gonna do it? Because what's in common here is that both bosses have fantastic racks.

[littlebitbad]

I LOVE YOU MORE!!!

Yes it is. Dr Weir has the most awesome boobies, I am either jealous or turned on, I will decide later. John is all "AGH DAWNIE STOP THIS I AM MARRIED SHE IS MY BOSS YOU ARE HURTING ME" and I am like "A month later she found herself back in the same room, only this time she was lying naked, grinning, on the floor amidst more blankets and pillows than she'd known the expedition had.
"You're laughing at me," he mumbled into her breast."

At which point he went "..." at me.

[couldvbeenmensa]

You are a dead, dead girl.

[littlebitbad]

Radek's going to write my eulogy, he says it'll make McKay cry or he'll pinch him. Then I get to haunt his lab and scare people for him. I've got this whole thing sussed, man.

P.S
If you never kissed her, how come there's video of her grabbing you and being all *makesoutwith*?

P.P.S
Really hot video.

[couldvbeenmensa]

Good. I'm so glad.

And I don't know. Nexus.

[littlebitbad]

:P you love me really. (I only sent her the good fic! Okay some of it was porn. But McKay said the good stuff IS porn and then he was like "...not that I read that" so really you should also be killing McKay for reading about you and Dr Weir in compromising positions)

WEIRD. 'Cause she's all *GRABS, MAKES OUT WITH* and you're like "...!!!"