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[littlebitbad]

DR MCHOTTIEPANTS, QUICKLY QUICKLY.

I HAVE $130, 000 FOR YOU.

I DEMAND SEXUAL FAVOURS FOR BEING THE GREATEST GIRLFRIEND THAT EVER LIVED.

P.S

Haha, no camera costs $15, 000. I am so spending the left over money on myself.

P.P.S

I'm being paid to go out and party and take pictures of it. MY LIFE ROCKS.

Comments

[doc_dorian]

You? Are the most wonderfullest girlfriend ever.

And I indeed have many favors for you!

[littlebitbad]

I am the best, I know.

YAY.

[doc_dorian]

You are! Should I ask how? Was it the stealing?

Double yay!

[littlebitbad]

Half of it was stealing, half of it is Leela paying me to take pictures.