Can't believe this is my job.

Getting used to hotels as "home."

The crowd tonight was fucking amazing.

I want to take up surfing.

Is there something you said you wouldn't do, but in the end you did it?
Are you kidding? That's pretty much been the last year of my life.

( I should be resting up for tonight's show )

Unemployed/want to travel? Let's talk.

Indiana's so .. uh .. spacious? .. This sucks.

Holy shit. I'm going on tour.