Surprise - From Devon. As Usual.

[literary_james]

Jen ... I hope so.
Delia ... I'm insulted! Unless "bumping me off" is some slang for sex. Then, thanks!
Ian ... I always have, I always will. Why haven't you noticed yet?!
Moriah ... What kind of candy? Haha.
Saxsice ... I hope you don't go walking around like that.

Comments

[suffers_vertigo]

Yes, a whole lot.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jennifer!

1. Jennifer can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
2. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Jennifer.
3. South Australia was the first place to allow Jennifer to stand for parliament.
4. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Jennifer.
5. Jenniferocracy is government by Jennifer.

[literary_james]

Hey, you got your own government! [Laughs] Of course your mind is wandering, naughty girl.

[suffers_vertigo]

I do. Oh, are you going to wash me down? Just not with Olive Oil. I can't help it, I blame you.

[literary_james]

You blame me for corrupting what was once a pure, innocent mind? I'll take responsibility for that.

[magicanyway]

Ha ha ha. Pollinate.

James, mate! Lauren and I are engaged!! WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!

[literary_james]

[Laughs]

ANDY! [Throws his arms up and then hugs his friend super tight] Congratulations, Bro-Mate!! She told me she was going to do it a week or so ago ... It KILLED me not to say anything to you!!!! KILLED. When's the wedding!?

[magicanyway]

See! I had a ring too! I told her I would marry her if she'd marry me! It was perfect! *laughs* Has she shown you? It's diamond and emerald and perfect for Lauren.

Bro-mate trumps one night stand, you're being one of my groomsmen, you hear me!!

[strangers_call]

Sorry, James. Now you know what my real job is.

[literary_james]

You're a hit woman, aren't you?

[strangers_call]

I'd tell you, but I'd have to kill you. Again.

[literary_james]

Damn ... I knew it!!

[loveof_melody]

Blow pop?

[literary_james]

That's a good answer. [Laughs] Does that mean I have a gum center?

[loveof_melody]

Oh dear god, that would be disturbin'.

[literary_james]

[Laughs] Yeah, I take that back.