Comments | lite_bright: now with added tedium, pretension! also recs.

lite_bright

now with added tedium, pretension! also recs.

Nov 14, 2007 21:39

Oh, unutterable fucking tedium, how I have missed thee. I am editing the World's Most Boring Paper so that it is now the World's Most Boring Paper, with added indentation and exclusion of paragraph-long clauses. I feel that this is a Very Good Thing, and I promise, I will stop weirdly capitalizing words ( Read more... )

rec:supernatural, rec:star wars, rec:popfic, rec:uncle, rec:harry potter, recs, performance:dramaturgy, rec:starsky and hutch, rec:rpf

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angevin2 November 15 2007, 04:30:11 UTC

On the subject of pickup lines for the overeducated, you may be interested in this: http://houseoffame.blogspot.com/2006/05/to-kalamazoo-wyth-love.html

Also, dramaturgy sounds ridiculously fun, and I really want to know how people get to do it, because I think I'd be awesome at it.

lite_bright November 15 2007, 05:01:10 UTC

Chaucer, you make my vowels shift! Or something more fitting for polite company.

I just managed to be the only person in the theater department meeting who wanted to do any textual and critical work at all. So they had to give it to me, which is pretty sweet. I'm devious, or something.

angevin2 November 15 2007, 05:28:41 UTC

Chaucer can shift my vowels ANY TIME.

Also, the two sweetest words in the English language: DE-FAULT! DE-FAULT! DE-FAULT! ;)

minkhollow November 15 2007, 06:09:19 UTC

The pickup lines strike me as... very appropriate to campus. XD
See also: The stuff my friends have been batting around for TV shows. So far the favorites are Disney Villains Real World and Founding Fathers Discover the Internet.

lite_bright November 15 2007, 15:16:51 UTC

Perhaps they are that. Maybe I will try them at the next Blanchard party!

And, hee. Founding Fathers Discover the Internet.

notthegnomes November 15 2007, 15:50:08 UTC

Random capitalization is also known as Ryan Ross Syndrome.

Ryan Ross Syndrome can be characterised with a few symptoms. Please ask yourself the following questions:

1. Do you read and quote ridiculous literature?

2. When I wrote ridiculous literature in the previous question, did you feel the need to capitalise it?

3. Do your fashion choices lead many to believe you are attempting to bridge all gender gaps?

4. Does your stage make-up take longer than Tammy Faye Baker's?

5. Have other people frequently told you they can't tell if you are being sarcastic or serious?

If you have answered yes to any of the above questions, hie thee to LJ and write a very emo, cryptic entry. Ideally with pictures of your bum.

lite_bright November 18 2007, 20:11:14 UTC

Whipping out the bitchface (and, maybe, possibly, having a shred of feeling underneath it. Or a baseball bat. Actually, probably just the baseball bat.) is clearly a sign of Spencer Smith Syndrome.

In addition to being highly alliterative, Spencer Smith Syndrome has several charmingly debilitating effects, among them: being constantly right, smirking at mere mortals when they do not recognise how right you are, and an urge to cock your hips and thereby slay everyone in a twenty-mile radius.

(I would kill to discover Spencer's old lj. For real, he totally had one, and left anonymous comments on Ryan's jailbait ass, mostly to the tune of "you retard." Or something clever, but you're the drunken version of Spencer, not me. We'll work that out.)

(hahaha.)