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8 Fathoms Down ☠ [written x 4] + [action]

Mar 26, 2011 14:27

[Jack is home from his seaside adventure and immediately writes out four very quick notes to certain people, not bothering with filters or any of that rubbish:]

( For Tia Dalma )

oh i do like to be beside the seaside, saqueador, pirate, oh we have fun, walking on the mines i've laid, oh no not again, rattle my bones, a bit of piracy at last

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[Action] mountain_sage March 26 2011, 19:31:44 UTC

[Hello, Jack, here comes your favorite sage, crossing the bridge with his usual lack of luxury.]

[Action] lists_to_port March 26 2011, 20:24:14 UTC

[Saleh; he never puts up a fuss or a fight. What WOULD it take to get a rise out of him? Jack is curious about this as he steps to the center of the bridge---not to fight, just to ask questions.]

'Allo, Sage. Dreamed horribly erotic things about your mum last night--hope you don't mind, lad.

[Action] mountain_sage March 26 2011, 20:27:39 UTC

[This is...strange. How would Jack know who his "mum" is?]

...What? How is that...possible?

[Action] lists_to_port March 26 2011, 20:29:15 UTC

And she did shocking things to me, mate. Utterly shocking.

[Action] mountain_sage March 26 2011, 20:30:31 UTC

...I highly doubt that, Jack.

[Action] lists_to_port March 26 2011, 20:35:01 UTC

...with a number of essential oils, and some non-essential.

[Action] mountain_sage March 26 2011, 20:37:39 UTC

[This is getting more awkward by the minute, and his face shows it. He's really having no idea what you're talking about.]

...What?

[Action] lists_to_port March 26 2011, 20:38:45 UTC

And she didn't even charge me!

[Action] mountain_sage March 26 2011, 20:40:31 UTC

...Charge you?

I don't understand...

[Action] lists_to_port March 26 2011, 20:46:34 UTC

[Jack slumps slightly. How can you wind up a sage who won't be wound, and who has obviously never learned about the finer things in life?]

Saleh--have you ever been with a woman at all? Or shall I explain the lot to you?

[Action] mountain_sage March 26 2011, 20:50:55 UTC

I've...never been with a woman.

[But he's willing to learn all about it.]

[Action] lists_to_port March 26 2011, 20:56:53 UTC

[Oh, God.]

Why not?

[Action] mountain_sage March 26 2011, 20:59:19 UTC

I've been busy. I have duties to fulfill, Jack.

[And a lot of them involve hiking all over the continent. Simply put, he doesn't have time for romance.]

[Action] lists_to_port March 26 2011, 21:02:42 UTC

[Who's talking romance?]

So just pop in to the local brothel for a quick one, then! Not my fault you can't manage your time, sage!

[Action] mountain_sage March 26 2011, 21:06:53 UTC

A quick one? There's no need for that.

[Action] lists_to_port March 26 2011, 21:09:17 UTC

You're tellin' me that you've never had need for a lovely woman to care for you, mate?

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