This is what you should do

[listeme]

Get in the tub.  Use the pink bubble bath and medium warm water, with the window open enough for a breeze.

Immerse, all the way.  Put your fingers in your ears and listen to your breathing and your heartbeat.

Good.

Comments

[ar_raqis]

...you're trying to hypnotize your friends list?

[listeme]

Do you have an inexplicable urge to stop using fossil fuels, high fructose corn syrup, and take up sowpods?

[ar_raqis]

I wouldn't call any of those urges inexplicable.

[eurobikermcdog]

I just noticed that Payday candy bars contain corn syrup, but it doesn't specify whether it's high-fructose or 87 octane or what. I knew they contained peanuts and sugar. Also among the ingredients are nonfat milk, palm oil, and 2% or less of salt, carrageenan, mono and diglycerides, egg whites and soy protein.