[LOL] "An Open Letter to Actress Lisa Edelstein"

[lissie_pissie]

LMAO. DYING.

The problem, Ms. Edelstein, is your bosom. Using the past 24 hours of activity on my blog as a representative sample, a full one percent of Internet searches are for pictures of your breasts. Now I know that this may not sound like a lot, but Google handles over 200 million searches a day. This means, of course, that there are at

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[silent_snark]

I just posted a link to the same article on my blog. It's pretty great, isn't it?

[lissie_pissie]

IT IS. does he have any more?

[silent_snark]

Regrettably, no. He has only two other articles that mention her--one that says Cuddy should hook-up with House (can't fault him there) and another that talks about how many hits his blog got from the open letter about her breasts. lol

[a_celeste]

THAT IS THE GREATEST EVER.

It should be read in eulogies.

It would be great if Lisa found this, oh, because she totally googles herself too. AND OMFG. SHE HAS GOOGLED HER CONTROVERSIAL BREASTS BEFORE!!

Really?

[a_celeste]

Where did she talk about them. My blog is built on her breasts, so I need to see this!

HJ

Re: Really?

[lissie_pissie]

Ahh! It was great. It was from when she was on Conan O'Brien like two years ago. I can't find it on youtube, but I'll find it for you, it's hilarious.

[jukebox_grad]

A++++

And he didn't even factor in what I'm sure is a pretty substantial number of searches for "Lisa Edelstein's ass"

[iwant_sprinkles]

There goes another family...

What about the less specific "Lisa Edelstein naked"

I can only hope that President Obama sees this article.

[jukebox_grad]

How's that for a "stimulus" plan!

[lesaubergines]

Economic crisis SOLVED!

[iwant_sprinkles]

LMAO LMAO LMAO!! BRILLIANT.

WEIRDLY, I HAVE NO GRATUITOUS CLEAVAGE ICONS. WHAT. I need to get on that.

[lesaubergines]

BAHAHAHAHA!
That was WONDERFUL!
Lisa Edelstein's breasts: saving the economy one search at a time.