Perjurer. Felon.

[lissie_pissie]

My little sister has to go to court. She got pulled over going 27 above the speed limit because she was drag racing her unofficial-boyfriend. The following conversation just took place:

Angela: What do I say when the judge asks me if I was racing?!
Mom: Um, say "no"? DENY DENY DENY.
Angela: (so completely serious) YOU CAN'T LIE WHEN YOU'RE UNDER

Comments

[just_schtupp]

bahahahaha. even i knew that.

*goes back to homework*

[loudxmusic]

LOLOLOLOL I KNEW THAT AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING PERMIT.

[elliejgirl]

She can't be forced to testify against herself. It's better to plead the 5th than to lie. Especially over something as silly as drag racing.

[regalish]

LOLOL. Oh boy. Drag racing? Really?

[lissie_pissie]

LOL YEAH. he revved it at a stoplight and then they got all flirty and it turned green and they both took off but the cop got HER. MWA HA HA

[xxxjennpennxxx]

Lolz. You sound like you have a fun family *nods*

How old's your sister???

[lissie_pissie]

LOL SHE'S 16