"Are you going to grab my cane now, stop me from leaving?" - "That would be juvenile."

[lissie_pissie]

JESUS H. CHRIST. LOL THERE WAS SOME SERIOUS PARENT/CHILD DRAMA OVER HERE JUST NOW. And this is a great story because I so came out victorious.

Okay SO. Registration for spring term starts today. And so I tried to pick out classes last night but our power went out for like, one minute and effectively fucked up our internet for hours. So I was like,

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[perfectopposite]

Ugh, my mother loves to do that to me.
And I stay calm and dont react and shes just egging me on and shit and it really tends to backfire on her. /epic fail.

Like one time she unplugged my internet, but she didnt realize I had a backup wireless one in my drawer. so LOL.

LMAO. Oh she expected an apology. OMG LOL. Nice.

Maybe she learned a lesson tonight...

[lissie_pissie]

THAT'S EXACTLY IT! SHE FUCKING EGGS ME ON UNTIL SHE PROVOKES ME ENOUGH TO GET A RESPONSE. IT'S SICK. and if the current fight isn't bothering me, she'll bring out these old sharp sticks and poke them at me just to get me mad enough to yell.

NICE WORK WITH THE BACKUP. mwa ha ha trickery.

Apology? What's that? lol i never apologize when i think i'm right. and i hope she did learn a lesson. even if she didn't, she will eventually - i'm conditioning her.

[perfectopposite]

Ugh, our mothers must be on the same wavelength.

LOL. INORITE. She forgets that Im smarter than her. And if she ever finds out I can always connect onto my sisters internet. LOL. epic fail on her part.

LOL. Its like they expect you to, even if they know you are right. And that pisses me off so much. So if we ever fight and I have to apologize when Im right I never talk to her the rest of the night... sometimes longer. LOL.

Condition her some more. LOL.

[unifilar]

LOVE THE TITLE AND ICON.

Lol, I'm glad you won, because your mom was acting ridiculous and you were clearly in the right. I really, REALLY dislike it when people make drama for drama's sake. Most annoying thing ever. Life is so much easier without all the unnecessary drama; they need to understand that.

I especially like how you adapted and rolled with the punches. Very awesome. And you didn't get ridiculous and out-of-control like your mom did. Bonus points for that. ^^ I think you ought to be very proud of the way you handled that.

Why does it feel like I haven't posted on your journal in forever? ...oh, right, because I haven't. Major fail on my part.

[unifilar]

P.S. YAY FOR THE GUN SELLER.

[lissie_pissie]

drama for drama's sake - EXACTLY. i dont fucking get it. and when she said, "why do you choose to be a loser" i wanted to snap back about how being a loser makes me happy which is something she obviously doesn't know, because she's always complaining about her life and feeling sorry for herself.

^^ I think you ought to be very proud of the way you handled that
well, i've had 19 years worth of practice with her. ;) it's gotten to the point where i'm pretty much in control of our whole dynamic because out of the two of us, i think more like an adult. OH ZING.

you should post on my journal more often, because i thought you DIED, OR SOMETHING EQUALLY HORRIFYING.

[lissie_pissie]

she does it allll the fucking time. i think in her head, it helps her self-esteem to listen to herself bitch about nothing. don't ask me how it works.

well yeah, it is important. which is why i didnt mind doing it. iif she would have left me alone and/or asked nicely, i would have just done it.

ROCK ON.

[lissie_pissie]

THANK YOU. I AM SO GLAD YOU GET IT. LOL women of principles ftw.

[twentyplanes]

HAHA. That was great.
I love the part where you went, "I brought you my computer bag so it'll be easier for you to carry."

LOL WIN.

[lissie_pissie]

lol there's no way i would have let her just like, carry it in open space. SHE'D TOTALLY BE THE TYPE TO DROP IT AND BREAK IT TRYING TO BE A SMART ASS. and omg when she gave it back? i turned it back on and it was just a black screen. i thought she fucking broke it, it was the scariest thing ever