See, I can tell I'm totally going to get my period tomorrow or the next day because I just deleted about 75 icons. Seriously, like only the in-jokes survived. Normally I'm always so hesitant to delete icons, but when I'm on my period, I don't even care. I don't much get PMS like normal people, because I'm always bitchy - it's hard to notice a
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Clit-cutting. WHAT. I've heard of that. LIKE, HOW THE FUCK DJKAFKADFJKSLFSD. Torture.
Y'know, I haven't had poptarts in years. I kinda want them now.
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YEAH THEY TAKE YOUR CLIT AND ALL OF YOUR OTHER STUFF AWAY AND THEN THEY STITCH YOU UP AND LEAVE ONLY A SMALL HOLE FOR YOUR PERIOD. AND SOMETIMES, THE SCAR TISSUE GETS SO BAD, THAT THE HOLE CLOSES AND YOUR PERIOD BUILDS UP INSIDE YOU FOR YEARS AND INFLATES YOUR UTERUS LIKE YOU'RE PREGNANT EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT. SO THEN THEY JUST KILL YOU ANYWAY BECAUSE THEY THINK YOU'RE A WHORE. SERIOUSLY.
you need poptarts. they are the essence of my existence.
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YYYY, I'VE HEARD ALL THAT. AND IVE HEARD THAT IN SOME COUNTRIES THEY STITCH UP THE GIRL'S HOLES AND EVERYTHING,, LEAVING ONLY A LITTLE FOR THEIR PERIOD, SO ON THEIR MARRIAGE NIGHT (when they're still, like, 13), THE HUSBAND CAN RIP THEM OPEN AND TAKE THEIR VIRIGINITY. THEN THE BLOOD THAT RESULTS IS PROOF THAT SHE WAS PURE. And stuff.
You need Nutella on toast. It's been my replacement for poptarts all these years, and has worked wonderfully.
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Normally my skin is ok, but these few days before I get my period make me wanna stay at home and don't socialise with anyone :/
I also need a job :/ My scholarship is crap, Germany is so fucking expensive. And I was planning to go with my friend to south east Asia next year for 2 months. He says that it would cost around 1000 pounds (2000$), but how the hell am I supposed to get ot much money? :/
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THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN! YOU HAVE TO GO! $2000 for two months isnt THAT bad, but i totally know what you mean about not knowing where to get it. :(
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That is most certainly very impractical. Who the fuck only eats one poptart? I mean I could see if you are eating one and put the other in the case, but still make it bigger just in case you arent hungry for them right now.
SHIT. YOU AND X FILES NEWS GAVE ME MOTIVATION, MY MOM WILL BE SO PROUD. AND FINALLY GET OF MY BACK.
YAY NEW YORK. IM CLOSE TO THERE. LOL.
Clit-cutting. Not something I would want to go to. Eh.
YAY YOU HAVE A LIFE. I DONT, SO IM EXCITED FOR YOU. I GET TO LIVE THROUGH YOU. LOL.
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i know, right? NOBODY. NOBODY JUST EATS ONE IN THE LONG RUN.
see, yeah, i need money now because I wanna do XF2 up right. the whole shebang. once in a lifetime opportunity, seriously.
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SO IMPRACTICAL. LAME.
Oh my god. Im so wanting to like have the ultimate XF2 experience. Like Im SO.FUCKING.EXCITED. and I think only you guys understand the magnitude of this happening. b/c obviously my family doesnt.
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