THE BIG BANG = ME BUSTING A CAP IN YOUR ASS.

[lissie_pissie]

I am in Astronomy. I am bored off my ASS.  I wish I was Donald Trump so I could poke this bitch in the eye and say, "YOU'RE FIRED."  There's a boy in front of me playing a game. He's like, spraying green spray at robots. It's criminally entertaining. Now he's shooting pigeons. Clay Pigeon Shooter is the header of the page. I am silently LMAO.

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[iwant_sprinkles]

POOOEEEMMM. WRITE THE POEM. PLEASE. YES.

YOU COULD TOTALLY WORK A LISA POEM. *RACKS BRAIN FOR MORE RHYMES*... PIZZA? Does that rhyme? idk. Almost maybe. It'd be an interesting poem. DO IT.

I have no idea how you'd use it, but trawler. For Paula, obv. Mauler. Prolly not a word.

I need to sleep. Clearly.

I really really want to break something in her face. Right. In. Her. Face. IN HER EYES - SHARP POKEY SHARDS IN HER EYES. Retinas. Irissss.
VIOLENT. That made me lol rly rly hard.

♥

ICON MATCH-AGE

[lissie_pissie]

ICON TWINS.

PIZZA IS A MATCH. 100% MATCH.

AND OMG NOT MAULER. "PAULA PAULA, I REALLY WANNA MAUL YA." SKJDHFLAS.

I CLEARLY NEED SLEEP AS WELL. I ONLY GOT LIKE 4 HOURS LAST NIGHT. CLEARLY.

IM GLAD YOU LAUGHED AT MY INSANE VISIONS THAT I WANT DESPERATELY, DESPERATELY TO COME TRUE.

♥

[iwant_sprinkles]

LISA, OH LISA,
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN PIZZAAAA

HAHAHA. I should win something. Like, some prestigious literary award. THE PULITZER.

OR OR OR... "PAULA, PAULA, SIMON REALLYS WANT'S TO MAUL YA"

NATURALLY, I MEAN THIS IN A HIGHLY SEXUAL SENSE.

INTERESTING SIDE NOTE, I JUST SLEPT FOR 9 HOURS, AND THIS ENTRY IS STILL ONLY HALF WAY DOWN THE FIRST PAGE OF MY FLIST. WHAT THE *HELL* ELJAY, WAKE UP!! I GO TO SLEEP SO THAT YOU'LL ALL UPDATE AND GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DO IN THE MORNING. AN ENTIRE NIGHT. WASTED.

[lissie_pissie]

SO TRUE. I REALLY LOVE MY PIZZA BUT I LOVE MY LISA MORE.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE, YES. THE PULITZER. IT'S YOURS. WE CAN START WORKING ON THE NOBEL NEXT WEEK.

NATURALLY. SEXUAL MAULING. HE PROBABLY ALREADY HAS. HE'S PROBABLY DOING IT RIGHT NOW.

WASTED. :(
BITCHES, EVERY ONE OF THEM!

[ex_housecudd821]

This whole ‘What rhymes with Lisa’ thing reminds me of Sports Night, and the ‘I’m having trouble pronoucing her name’ discussion, haha. Poetry doesn’t have to rhyme, ya know :P

[lissie_pissie]

HAHAHAHA YOU ARE SO RIGHT. DKJSFAA.
AND YOU'RE RIGHT AGAIN! NON-RHYMING POEMS ARE JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AND CHALLENGING. ♥

[ex_housecudd821]

So accept the challenge !

♥

[lissie_pissie]

I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU!
i will. in all seriousness i really am going to write her a poem probably. we should all write her poems. she deserves a million.

[vagabondher]

hee, hugh ftw!

[lissie_pissie]

HUGH CLEARLY WINS THE RHYMING PRIZE. AND OTHER PRIZES AS WELL. TOO MANY PRIZES TO NAME, ACTUALLY.

[elliejgirl]

god, boring classes are the worst. I remember a class where I would look out the window and try and figure out if the jump would kill me and if it would be worth it. Of course, the prof was such a jackass, that he probably wouldn't have noticed if we'd all jumped out of the window.

[elliejgirl]

Oh! Pizza's kind of a rhyme. Carissa (a flower). Yeah. Lisa sucks for rhyming.

[century_fox]

you could always use lisa's whole name! and be like, "my idol is lisa edelstein, when it comes to being gorgeous she's the queen, she's sexy and classy to the extreme, and meeting her one day is my lifelong dream!"
i'm glad you're doing better! *hugs*
OMG I LOVE CHEX MIX. I HAVE A HUGE BAG IN MY HOUSE.
bad metaphors fail.