flail this show is fucking brilliant

Jul 09, 2007 04:35

My apologies if you already knew about this, but I just found it:
http://www.housemdquotes.com/
and it has been my playground for the past... i dont even know. long ass time.

BECAUSE OMG FACEBOOK GOT A HOUSE MD QUOTES APPLICATION SO AMANDA AND I HAVE BEEN PUMPING QUOTES INTO IT LIKE SONS OF BITCHES.

NO but seriously. I forget about half of the brilliance behind this show until I physically see it on paper. HOW WITTY AND AMAZING. and I am SO ljkdsfjsa over Greg House right now. He is SO. GREAT. like... idk. I love and admire so much about him.



EDIT: AND. I'm no writer, but I'm so insanely pumped for cuddy_fest that I just have to pimp it. GO CLAIM SOME STORIES. and lots of love to sangria_lila for picking up not one but two of my prompts, and also to 11nine73, & loudxmusic for picking up the others. I CANNOT EVEN WAIT. THANKS YOU GUYS IM SO EXCITED.

Taken prompts that I'm dying to read:
01. Five things Cuddy wishes she could take back
02. Cuddy falls down the stairs at work and breaks her leg, putting her on crutches for weeks. House naturally finds this hilarious. Bonus points for cripple racing and/or House denying Cuddy pain medication.
03. She never expected the end of the world to be this beautiful.
04. House MD has a musical episode. Write brief context (if you need to) and lyrics for a Cuddy number. Include a description of her costume. ;) (YAY THIS WAS ONE OF MINE AND SOMEONE DECIDED TO TAKE IT. JKFSJAKFA)
05. Cuddy dies. Written from her POV. (THIS ONE TOO.)
06. Sandwiched between the bickering pair at a fundraiser dinner, a bored and ignored Wilson invents a Huddy drinking game.
07. Cuddy suffers from sexsomnia, sleepwalking her way to House's apartment for several weeks of midnight booty calls. She doesn't realize it, he enjoys it. Does he tell or not?
08. All of mine, obv.

Open prompts that I desperately want you to go and claim and write plz:
(and here I gave you the numbers in case any of these hit you)
01. Five scenes from Cuddy's childhood that shaped who she is. (#3. AND omg you get bonus points from me if one of those things involves a pet rabbit being eaten by maggots.)
02. After a patient dies under Cuddy's care, a family member kidnaps her. (jkhdsfa. she's bound, gagged, and crying. #48)
03. Cuddy as a single mom watches her child play the piano and gets a vivid memory of House (...piano!sex flashback, perhaps?? please and thank you? #67)
04. Cuddy is profiled in a major magazine for being one of America's 100 most powerful women, or some such list. (KEY.FUCKING.MASH. #77)
05. Cuddy tries again to give House a present on his birthday. (just because this is still my favorite thing ever. #122)
06. House watches Cuddy dance. (PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY SNATCH THIS UP. I honestly believe that some people can fall in love with someone just by watching them dance. #132. no seriously. please.)
07. House defends Cuddy. In public. (THINK OF THE LOOK ON HER FACE. #142)
08. Cuddy/everyone: How does each person appeal to her? What is unique about her relationship with each? (so very interesting. this'll be good if you're fond of other characters besides house and cuddy. #153)
09. Chase needs a raise. Cuddy requires some convincing. (there isn't enough Cuddy/Chase in the world. make him dominate her kinky ass. #172)
10. House celebrates his darling leading lady on her 21st birthday while they're in college. (GET. HER. HAMMERED. #204)
11. AU: Dr. House treats a spirited professional ballet dancer, Lisa Cuddy, and breaks his usual vows not to get involved with a patient. (*SCREAMS!!!* #215)
12. Pirateverse. Peg Leg Greg tries to get his hands on the Pirate Queen's booty. Someone ends up walking the plank. (i cannot even explain. LOL the loot on this voyage = cuddy's ass. #257)
13. X-Files crossover. Cuddy and Scully swap bodies, a la the Dreamland eps of XF if you've seen them. Scully doesn't have much trouble with the medical aspect of it all, considering she IS a doctor, but she DOES have trouble with House and his arrogance. Cuddy has trouble too - handling a gun, stomaching the sight of maggots or another disgusting thing/mutant, and staying focused... Mulder's just so damn hot. (LOOK AT ALL THIS POTENTIAL. #291)

SO YEAH. WRITE SOME STUFF. lol i am getting SO into this. can you tell?!

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