34 Things Lise is No Longer Allowed to Do in ESO

[lisefrac]

1. I will not sing “Blue Entoloma” to the tune of “Smooth Operator” whenever I come across said plant.
2. Nor will I tell my husband to “wait just a cotton-pickin’ minute” when I come across cotton
3. Same with “Flax! Ah-aaaa! Savior of the Universe!”
4. Ditto “Hey Jute.”
5. I will not refer to trickster god Rajhin as the Dickster God, even if he is.

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The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army

I had never seen that list before. That is a fascinating combination of inspired, surrealist, subversive, army-specific, and just plain being an asshole.