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[lisa_grey]

*Checks out LJ*
*Sees she hasn't updated in 3 days*
Flist: "THIS IS BEYOND.ASSHOOD!!YOU HAVE THE LUXURY OF NOT CARING ABOUT UPDATING,WE DO NOT.WE CAN PERMIT A LOT OF CRAP,BUT SOMEONE OF OUR FLIST NOT UPDATING FOR 3 DAYS,NO.THAT IS ZERO TOLERANCE.SO CONGRATULATIONS IRENE,WE'RE ANGRY."lmao lmao,i'm an idiot,i knoooww.I just drank a bottle of non-

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[pottermanic]

OBVIOUSLY THE POINT OF THIS POST WAS THE LULZ. OKAY,

I LOVE HOW EVERYONE LOVES TO QUOTE THAT LINE OF CUDDY'S. EPIC QUOTE IS EPIC. I NEED MORE ADJECTIVES.

DFGHJKL;SDFG I HAD MCDONALDS TWO DAYS AGO. GOOD TIEMS.

[lisa_grey]

this is BEYOND.EPICNESS.
LOL SHGHDJSKDJSHJ!!

[clara_vanpelt]

Invece i Black Russian che ho bevuto ieri sera erano decisamente alcolici. Peccato che ho preso una sbronza triste e ho finito per scoppiare a piangere nel bel mezzo del locale, sic.

Anch'io disprezzo il té deteinato, il caffé decaffeinato, l'alcol nonalcolico, i dolci senza zucchero. Il punto principale è che fanno schifo. La vita è breve, non toglietemi anche gli eccitanti, per favore.

PS "Po-po-po-Potter face", sang by Lucius Malfoy. (In my head,obviously.)

SAME HERE!