Take My Foot, Take My Heart

[liriehalliwell]

My computer died, got fixed, and died again. This was supposed to be posted earlier, but alas, Fates are cruel beings. It is not the highly anticipated (by me) duck story, but another one of my infamous (again, to me) unbetaed dialogue-stories. This one I dedicated to jandjsalmon because she basically rocks and I thought she might like it.

Title:Take My

Comments

[elle_blessing]

*laughing hysterically* That was the funniest story I've read in forever! I was going to quote the lines I thought were funny, but the more I read the more lines I wanted to add until there were just too many. So I ended up not letting you know any of the...because the whole thing was just fantastic! This really brightened my day...thank you so much for sharing!

♥

[liriehalliwell]

*squees* I'm so glad this brightened up your day =) Then it was totally worth posting it on today ^_^

[santine]

I had the worst day of my life...and you put a smile on my face - no made me laugh so loud that by boyfriend came to see if everthing is all right ! Thank you :)

"And he will be healthy and strong and will have my hair color, because obviously my Father would drown him in the lake if he turns out to be a redhead." <--- One of your best lines ever!

[liriehalliwell]

*grins like an idiot* Yay! I'm making people feel better ^_^

[caramelsilver]

Brilliant! So funny. I think I might have woken up the entire house with my laughing so loud!

“Oh, come now, Ginny. It’s going to be alright. You shall become a Malfoy now. And the child will be a Malfoy. And he will be healthy and strong and will have my hair color, because obviously my Father would drown him in the lake if he turns out to be a redhead. And I’ll hire someone to raise him into a decent human being, and then Father and I will take him for daily lessons in the torture room. We’ll buy him green robes when he’ll be sorted into Slytherin and when time comes, we both will go to buy his first Death-Eater robes. Wouldn’t that be fun? We could even get you matching ones, too. Wouldn’t that look good? Hmm? Gin? Gin! Oh gods! Don’t die on me, woman! Come on! Come on, wake up!”

This is brilliance! You rule, the queen of funny d/g-fics!!

[liriehalliwell]

*grins and dies of happiness*

Thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed it ^_^

[liriehalliwell]

LoLz! Yes, I have to agree about that =)

[liriehalliwell]

*squeals* Thankoo! ^_^

Yes the if-coercing!Draco rocks my boat as well :P