ok, do it.

[lireal]

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

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[gaffneys_wrath]

Public exposure, destruction of property, aggravated assault, possession of narcotics and impersonating an official of the department of fish and game. (it was a weird day)

[un_canard]

Assault, if a certain person crossed a certain line. (Or maybe that should read "certain people" since there are two persons I can think of.) And I was going to say maybe drunk and disorderly/reckless driving, but that really doesn't fit you. Maybe an illegal chinchilla farm?

[feed_bears]

assault by a not-so deadly weapon in the form of a frisbee and use of a rat as an attack dog. hehe

[child0fbalance]

For castrating joe and then beating him with a frisbee.