Story Meme!

[lira_chan]

The Never-Ending Story MemeGive me the first two sentences of a potential story--make it as outlandish or as ordinary as you want. I'll reply with the next few sentences, and then either you or someone else will reply with the next. This will create a tale that will go on forever (or until the participants get sick of it

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[koryos]

Seducing a dinosaur has never been easy. But I'd better start from the beginning.

[lira_chan]

I had never expected scientists to recreate the dinosaurs. This started when I was very young, of course, but it took a while for the research to come out. Now... Now dinosaurs are everywhere. And that was the beginning of my dilemma.

[koryos]

You see, most dinosaurs are, you know, animals. Basic instincts. Eat, roar, poop. But it just so happened that one of the twenty or so species the scientists picked was the humble troodon. Two feet tall, bit feathery, not at all intimidating. Except that they were just as smart as we were. And they could talk.

((I really need a dinosaur icon))

[lira_chan]

(I feel inclined to point out that I both hated and loved you for combining "dinosaur" with "seduction" in the first place. xD)

Most of the dinosaurs, seeing as they weren't very smart, were kept in places like zoos. Of course, the general public could come and see them -- for a fee. I spent so much money visiting that zoo. That one little troodon was just so charming. He produced conversational gems like I could not believe.