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[PARTY LOG!]

Jul 30, 2008 21:50

BACHELOR PARTY LOG

Past 7 pm on the night of the 30th of July, two days before his wedding, Mr. Dr. Edward Anthony Mason Cullen finds himself being abducted, against his will, by his stronger and far more obnoxious brother. One by the name of Emmett(nem) McCarty Cullen ( Read more... )

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[The Bar] liquid_topaz July 31 2008, 03:26:02 UTC

The bartender is a happy, cheerful fellow who doesn't question the age of his drinkers and doesn't know why he's being asked to mix mysteriously red liquid with his collection of alcohol.

He also has food. Both dead and alive. Just ask if you want a little more jump to your meal. 8)

Re: [The Bar] collaredstray July 31 2008, 06:10:36 UTC

Haine rolled his eyes. "Fuck noooo, no deviled eggs!" Haine took the shot anyway. "Another!" he demanded.

Re: [The Bar] nicotine_patch July 31 2008, 06:21:48 UTC

Badou swallowed the burning liqued down, clunking his shotglass back on the bar for a refill. "You're not nearly plastered enough to forget to pour, mein Kapitan."

Re: [The Bar] collaredstray July 31 2008, 06:27:52 UTC

Haine stuck out his tongue. "Oh, shut up." He poured. "Toast it!"

Re: [The Bar] nicotine_patch July 31 2008, 06:33:46 UTC

"To," Badou rolled his tongue, "the eventual release of Emmett's first rap CD, tentatively titled 'Fangin' Wit Ma Homies'!"

Re: [The Bar] collaredstray July 31 2008, 06:35:17 UTC

Haine laughed loudly. "You're retarded." He took the shot. "How many more before you beg for a reprieve, mon petit puce?"

Re: [The Bar] nicotine_patch July 31 2008, 07:14:48 UTC

"Are you fucking starting something? Challenging me?" demanded Badou, poking Haine in the eyebrowless forehead. "Shut up and pour, lets see who begs."

Re: [The Bar] collaredstray July 31 2008, 09:31:41 UTC

Haine smirked. "You're on, babe." He poured two more. "Keep those toasts coming, too."

Re: [The Bar] nicotine_patch July 31 2008, 09:55:37 UTC

Badou picked up his glass, clinking it with Haine's. "To old man pubes. Comedic relief during extended blowjobs!"

Re: [The Bar] collaredstray July 31 2008, 09:57:47 UTC

Haine snorted. "Fair enough." They drank. He poured. "How many is this? Five?"

Re: [The Bar] nicotine_patch July 31 2008, 10:09:30 UTC

"I'm in charge of the toasts," sniffed Badou, who's eye was beginning to look a little glazed. "Not the goddamned numbers. Who's job is that? We don't have a third friend. Ready?"

Re: [The Bar] collaredstray July 31 2008, 10:13:16 UTC

"I can count and pour," Haine decided. "Ready." He held up his glass.

Re: [The Bar] nicotine_patch July 31 2008, 10:15:41 UTC

"To mother Russia!" toasted Badou. "You have ridiculous hats! And your booze has made me crossdress! What the hell, and also, thank you."

Re: [The Bar] collaredstray July 31 2008, 10:18:17 UTC

Haine laughed. "To Russia!" Drink. Pour. "SIX."

Re: [The Bar] nicotine_patch July 31 2008, 10:22:08 UTC

"To mildly spicy salsa! People like that shit on an international scale, apparently. Who fucking knew, jesus fuck. Fucking pansies." Gulp.

Re: [The Bar] collaredstray July 31 2008, 10:23:41 UTC

Haine drank and laughed again. "Is this place really called that? That's ridiculous. This place is crazy. We should try their salsa." He poured another. "SEVEN?" he asked loudly.

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