[Musical Composition; Measure 8]

[liquid_topaz]

Forgive me if I've been away, but as I doubt many of you have noticed, I suppose the apology is rather irrelevant

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[sparklingxx]

I don't suppose I could get an invite, if I promise to behave~

[sparklingxx]

Drat. Who'd think that a car would have a dance card, hmm? Isn't there any way you can make sure I get ten minutes? Throw a shiny object to distract them?

[liquid_topaz]

Well they are both rather prone to be distracted by shiny objects. I'll see what I can do.

[nicotine_patch]

If you don't get bounced, save a dance for me~?

Hiya.

[sparklingxx]

You can have all the dances you want, sweetheart~

[nicotine_patch]

Ain't you just the sweetest thing~

[sparklingxx]

Is it awkward that I just pictured you saying that with a Southern accent?

[nicotine_patch]

Southern where? I might be Cajun French, you never fucking know.

[sparklingxx]

I'm talking grits and corn bread Southern. 'Y'all come back now,' and so forth. I know you don't have the accent I'm envisioning right now.

[nicotine_patch]

I could affect it for you. Wear some cowboy boots. Make some jokes about ridin' it.

[sparklingxx]

'Save a horse, ride a cowboy~'

Something like that? I'll have to find you some leather chaps, too...

[nicotine_patch]

I'll chafe, I'll chafe!

[sparklingxx]

Take it like a man~

[stonecoldrose]

As long as you get a flea bath beforehand.

[sparklingxx]

Last I checked, it wasn't your wedding~