[Musical Composition; Measure 8]

[liquid_topaz]

Forgive me if I've been away, but as I doubt many of you have noticed, I suppose the apology is rather irrelevant

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[swanblood]

Back so soon? Couldn't you have stayed away longer? Life's just been so much better for me since you've been gone.

[nicotine_patch]

'Sup, Bella babe~ you as excited as the bride there?

[swanblood]

I . . . hate planning these. Alice has been overly helpful.

[nicotine_patch]

A truck probably couldn't stop her. I'm guessing it ain't the barbeque-with-paper-plates you wanted?

[nicotine_patch]

...

Ew.

[liquid_topaz]

Yes?

[nicotine_patch]

You're fucking pissing yourself, aren't you.

[nicotine_patch]

Erm, metaphorically, because Vampires Don't Do That Badou Don't Be Silly.

[feelingthirsty]

Are you counting down the days yet?

[nicotine_patch]

HI JASPER.

[feelingthirsty]

Hello, Badou.

[nicotine_patch]

WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN A WHILE, WHAT THE FUCK, HOW MANY FUCKING ELKDEER DID YOU EAT.

[popcornlasers]

I CALL CAR DUTY!

[liquid_topaz]

You'll have to go through Rosalie first.

[popcornlasers]

Pfffffft, you say that like it'd be hard.

[liquid_topaz]

Once more, you grossly underestimate her.

[sparklingxx]

I don't suppose I could get an invite, if I promise to behave~

[liquid_topaz]

Well I suppose if Jacob was invited.

[sparklingxx]

I am far better behaved than Jacob. I can't believe you'd invite him and not me. I believe I may pout.

[liquid_topaz]

You want to come to the wedding?