sunset junction

[lintyinthesky]

Where to begin. Sunset Junction was good. Not great. I went with my mom. I went on one ride, the huge spinner thing that looks like roulette and turns so you're spinning at an eighty degree angle with the ground. I was the only one on the ride save for a very young boy who, in Spanish, expressed his immense excitement about the ride to his parents

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[______sunshine]

And then a female assistant whipped out the dick statuette, about the size of an Oscar and the color of chewing gum. You can guess what it was shaped like.

lmao.

i read the whole thing. what happened next?

[lintyinthesky]

Er.. Thanks! Uh.. nothing special, really. Just a devastatingly attractive young man smiled at me every time I looked away from the window. A nice toothy smile on one occasion, and I don't care if he was just laughing at me for some reason, if my mom wasn't right next to me I'd've put those free condoms to work!

[kevtard]

Hooray for mediocrity!

[lintyinthesky]

Then I'm throwin' dice in the alley and Officer Leroy comes up and he's like, "Hey, I thought I told you-" and I'm like, "Yeah, WHATEVA!"

[kevtard]

Someone got shot in the alley next to my building today... There were police everywhere and we weren't allowed to leave!

[lintyinthesky]

Whoa, two people got shot at the park by my house this weekend - a block away, and I didn't even know until it was on the news the next day!
Kevin, you should have saved that shooting for Monday, so you could ditch school. Way to go.

[yellowoodstock4]

yeah, you're scarred for life :0