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[linkinparkhxc]

A well known, much-married movie star said to her doctor, "I have a new boyfriend and he's 18, so I want you to tighten my vagina. This has to be our secret - no tabloids, definitely no leaks

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[gutterheart]

I lol'ed far too much when these popped up on my friends page.

[linkinparkhxc]

yeah I had to stop laughing before I posted it:)