Confidental to Typhoid Mary:

[linenoise]

You're in a culinary arts program. This means that you've, by definition, passed a course in Sanitation. I'm not sure how that's even possible, given how badly you fail today. Here's some hints. If you're that sick, stay the fuck home, we don't want you here. If you sneeze all over your hands you might consider washing them, you disgusting

Comments

[staxxy]

my response to typhoid mary in general is usually something along the lines of "die in a fucking fire you selfish goddamn piece of shit." But, you know, I am a little more easy going than some people. ;)