• 15:43 Thank fuck for my mother, the girls are wearing me out. I LOVE YOU @MUMMYFITZ #
• 16:05 I do NOT love "can we have presents now? How about now? Now, daddy?" #
• 16:09 @ mummyfitz I grew out of it! (... can I have presents now, mum? - I'm kidding I promise. I already teased Papa.) #
• 16:13 got everyone a gift regardless of age. Even Patrick, who ( Read more... )

• 18:27 is sorely tempted to let Jenner out of his prison. #
• 18:28 also has no interest in his mother's cleavage but has a tendency to side with her anyway. #
• 18:35 @ mummyfitz okay that's enough I think you might kill Danny. #
• 18:40 @ magicmusichands I WOULD HOPE NOT. #
• 18:42 What is that terrible soun--is that Jenner trying to sing? #

• 04:56 @ mummyfitz Danny has a thing I'm not supposed to know about. Her name's Lydia, you've met! #
• 12:11 Off to a custody battle! NOT EXCITED. #
• 19:00 @ mummyfitz yep! What can I say, I'm an incredible awesome matchmaker. I also have my younger daughter safe in bed now. With me. Here. #
• 19:01 and where I said "awesome" I meant "accidental," but, ( Read more... )

• 21:25 So loudtwitter was total fail. I also need to not use netspeak around papa (I called his handwriting "fail"). #
• 21:29 @ mummyfitz my texts are fail too - probably Danny +/- girlfriendthing & family? #

[LoudTwitter]

Taking the girls to Brighton for the weekend; probably I'll have my Blackberry with me (ahahaha probably) and though it's unlikely I'll use it to post, a few of you lucky sorts of people will get plenty of email. As mostly I will want to detail what we're eating and what my daughters are doing it's unlikely anyone besides my mother is going to care ( Read more... )

So I realized in replying to someone I found in random search - I think it was horseradishish, someone I got when I searched my own name, hi if you're reading this - that I had to say I really was me. Because someone might be impersonating me.

And thinking about it made me want to look to see if there were any fake journals professing to be me, or my family ( Read more... )

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WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK, TABLOIDS

Today I spent a ton of money on medical equipment, toys for my daughters, a custody lawyer, a new pot, a hat and a blanket for my mother. (Papa got her a bracelet.) See how I just shoved one of those casually in there? Yeah ( Read more... )

I'm not Miss Davenport, but I'm not so bad that I can't show you a picture that includes my parents' new lawn (nobody get onto me about how I'm calling a stepfather who's also a cousin my new parent; my mother loves him, okay, and I like him myself), a lovely linen dress, Mum and Mum's battle wound.

( We're not sure who won. )

If someone could please find my parents somehow

Tell them to ring me

It won't let me call out and the signal's poor I

this phone is dying I am starting t