You are my life now.

[lindsay2282]

Tonight Matt said "Edward's an asshole."
And I said "What?!? No Bella hating?"
And he said "I'm done with book 3. I gotta stop reading Twilight because it's making me giddy like a little girl."
And then I squealed like a little girl.

Twilight is so good, it reduces grown men to romantic little girls
Also, Team Edward for LIFE.

Comments

[wetwilli106]

the second to last line removed all chances of me ever looking beyond the cover of these books

[jwolson]

sid squeals like a little girl for bacon alone

[wetwilli106]

who can resist bacon?

[babiarz]

Jacob is the asshole. So far.

[lindsay2282]

as much as Matt and Jeff hate on Bella, Jacob constantly antagonizes her. I mean, Edward could at least leave her for her own sake.