JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST

[lindentreeisle]

I have just located a slashfic in which Raphael is raped by Tokka and Rahzar.

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH BLEACH IN THE WORLD TO CLEANSE THIS HORROR.

Oh, my poor tortured retinas...

Comments

[theemdash]

WHY THE HELL DID YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SHARE THAT TORTURE?!

[lindentreeisle]

It's either because I love you that much or because it makes me feel better if I spread the pain. You decide.

[theemdash]

You like giving me pain, you saddist.

[turtlelything]

@!^#^&#$& O.o

[kc_anathema]

Now I'm glad I didn't click on that fic.

[lindentreeisle]

Yes. You are.

What I was expecting from that site I honestly don't know.

[roseangelo]

Oh my...

[greenwillow27]

Oh.. I think I actually saw that one...and he goes into some kind of angsty PTSD reaction?

Reminded me of an X-treme after-school special.
Yeah, I'm in weird mood....

[lindentreeisle]

Yeah, that's the one.

In chat (after I got done shrieking in all caps) I think I said, "This is the worst projection!fic I have EVER SEEN."

There's also a fic on there with an mpreg warning. Written in extremely poor English by someone who is a native Spanish speaker. That was made of fail, too. *facepalm* *goes back to the safe little porn trove on her hard drive*

[theemdash]

*blinks*

There's TMNT mpreg fic?

*blinks*

There's TMNT mpreg fic?!

*goes for the brain bleach*

[morningstar4]

Oh good lord. And mpreg too? I can't stand mpreg in regular human fic. I think I'd have to stab my eyes out with a spork if I found Turtle mpreg. Eeep! And the Tokka and Rhazar thing is just WRONG.

Thanks for giving me horrible, horrible mental images.