Return of the horsefucker!

[lindentreeisle]

So, does anyone remember the "His Wife: A HORSE" wank? (In case you missed that, it's about a guy who not only sexes his horse, but feels that they are in a serious romantic relationship and the horse reciprocates his feelings. The latter is somehow more disturbing than the former, in a way. Oh, and he has a human female too, who totally

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[theemdash]

You find new ways to break my head every day.

&hearts

I love you for it.

[lindentreeisle]

You know it baby :D

As has been said by others, Horsefucker is definitely THE wank of 2007.

I forgot to use my brain bleach icon!

[morningstar4]

ROTFL!!! Good lord...I think this man needs to go on VH1's Totally Obsessed. Either that or be given a nice new straight jacket. ;)

And my god that's an ugly tattoo!

[lindentreeisle]

I tend to vote for straitjacket, since he's, you know, FUCKING his HORSE.

[morningstar4]

O_o You mean he's actually...ummm...wow, I have no words. I thought that was just a title given to some weirdo who is in love with his horse. I didn't realize he was actually...wow.

::rushes off to sterilize her brain::

[lindentreeisle]

Oh hell yes.

You really should read that first wank. There's a lot of people going "OH GOD MY BRAIN MAKE IT STOP" but then you have some gems, like "Will the film version star Daniel Radcliffe?"

Hee.

[kc_anathema]

A pony? That's just wrong. That poor pony!

[lindentreeisle]

Yes. Poor pony. :(

[mistressrenet]

I'm gonna end up clicking aaaaall those links, aren't I.

[lindentreeisle]

Ohhhh yeah.

I suggest saving the cat macros for last.