Comments | linamishima: Spam, spam lovely spam

linamishima

Spam, spam lovely spam

Jun 17, 2007 11:59

I decided to actually read the spam that was in the work call queue today, rather than just deleting it, and I found some real big gems!

( Funny text extracts from spam messages, not work safe )

spam, e-mail, funny, aliens, dropships, weenie, descent

Comments 3

luxenkitty June 17 2007, 13:50:05 UTC

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one targeted by the Weenie-enlargement industry :-D "Bigger thing you have, nicer girl like it" is great, however :-D What creative use of English.

(I like the Lottery chancellor too :-p)

I seem to get really random lines of text as subject lines lately, e.g.:
"Betters has served as Senior Minister."
" Mossbrucker said most discoveries of dinosaur fossils and tracks are in rural or remote areas, Mossbrucker said."
sometimes they are even quite educational:
"Sweets cause tooth decay when the sugars combine with plaque to form acids on the teeth." Who'd have thunk that? Thank you, oh mighty spam kings for caring so much about our health :-D

acidbuk June 18 2007, 01:30:01 UTC

such fun :)

I've been offered breast enlargments in mine :P

kalkyrie June 20 2007, 00:29:12 UTC

I know of one website which gets people to send in spamlines, and then they make cartoons from them ^^. Here are some good ones, but the fact people get spam with titles like 'The eggplant toward an anomaly If the tornado defined by the customer assimilates a chain saw, then the frozen crane hibernates.' is a *little* scary.

if god gave you one wish, what do you want most?
http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/143

YOU MUST TRANSFORM TO THE UNSURPASSED GUY FOR YOUR WIFE.
http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/142