Cats
Title: Cats
Author: limnological
Rating: PG
Pairing: JeTi
Description: AU, so much crack
Cats
She loves cats.
She’s got thirty of them.
They’re her best friends.
Snuggle with her cats, roll around in bed with her cats, eat breakfast with her cats, go to work without her cats - she’s a banker, and then come home to eat dinner and sleep with more cats.
Jessica Jung loves cats - she’d marry one if she could.
Ok, maybe not, but she loves ‘em like her kids.
Speaking of kids, the neighborhood children on the street call her “Jessi-cat creep.”
Can you tell she has a cat obsession?
One day this furry snuggling lover lady meets a hobo named Tiffany Hwang who makes her love for cats die a little bit, because she falls in love with this hobo.
It was like any other cat day.
The banker decides she’s going to the biggest cat store in the world and that is at her local mall.
That’s when she sees Hobo Hwang on the street, stringing her guitar and humming along to songs about hippies and hunters and hoochie mamas.
Jessica does a double take as she hears lyrics about someone’s hunchback and dinosaurs and ducks in one line. She walks up to the hobo.
“You sing weird.”
The hobo just looks at her and starts to belt more lines.
“Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, don’t tell me that, you rude lady~”
Jessica just crouches down to be eye level with her.
“That was better!”
Jessica falls in love with her extremely husky voice and tosses thirty cents into her hat.
“You’re richer than that! Five more cents.”
The hobo tries to get more money out of her.
“Okay.”
She drops five more cents. “More.” She drops five more cents. “More money.” She drops five more cents. “More.”
The cat lady continues until she realizes all her money is gone.
“I’m out of change.”
“Okay, come back tomorrow.”
“Okay.”
The cat lady doesn’t realize she’s been tricked until she gets home. Her cats meow at her as she comes home.
“I think I’m in love with a hobo.”
--
She comes back again with more money in her pockets.
This time the hobo is singing about dragons and kites and tea.
She must like tea.
To win her heart, the cat lady goes to the local tea shop. A tall girl who has a mass amount of sweet potatoes on the counter greets her.
“Would you like some tea?”
“Yes. What do you think that hobo likes?”
Jessica points at the girl who’s now crooning about cooties and flies and turtles.
“Everybody likes iced tea.”
“Ok. I want green tea.”
“Black tea?”
“No I said herbal tea.”
“Did you say oolong tea?”
“I changed my mind, I want white tea.”
“Ok, iced tea it is.”
“Ok.”
Jessica pays and walks out with the tea, oblivious to the mix-up of tea names. She finds the hobo singing away about rhinos and blankets and the color yellow. The cup of tea is placed before her.
“I thought of you when I saw this.”
The hobo shows her a toothy grin with a few missing teeth.
“I like tea.”
“I thought you did.”
“I also like bagels.”
“Ok.”
Jessica turns around to go to a bagel shop so she can buy her bagels too.
The tea lady is standing out on the street, motioning Jessica to come to her.
“I sell donuts, too.”
“I need a bagel.”
“Ok, one cinnamon roll coming up.”
“No, I want a pretzel instead.”
“Did you say hot dog?”
“Yes, I said toast.”
“Ok, here’s your bagel.”
The bagel comes with a tea bag in the middle of it.
Shameless plug!
The cat lady thinks as she pays for the bagel and gives it to the hobo.
“Thanks, I’m Tiffany. Your name, partner?”
“No need to say.”
They fall in love after Hobo Tiffany serenades to her about cats and uses her eye smile.
It just makes Jessica fall head over heels for her.
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Some extra cuteness
Author: limnological
Rating: PG
Pairing: JeTi
Description: AU, so much crack
Cats
She loves cats.
She’s got thirty of them.
They’re her best friends.
Snuggle with her cats, roll around in bed with her cats, eat breakfast with her cats, go to work without her cats - she’s a banker, and then come home to eat dinner and sleep with more cats.
Jessica Jung loves cats - she’d marry one if she could.
Ok, maybe not, but she loves ‘em like her kids.
Speaking of kids, the neighborhood children on the street call her “Jessi-cat creep.”
Can you tell she has a cat obsession?
One day this furry snuggling lover lady meets a hobo named Tiffany Hwang who makes her love for cats die a little bit, because she falls in love with this hobo.
It was like any other cat day.
The banker decides she’s going to the biggest cat store in the world and that is at her local mall.
That’s when she sees Hobo Hwang on the street, stringing her guitar and humming along to songs about hippies and hunters and hoochie mamas.
Jessica does a double take as she hears lyrics about someone’s hunchback and dinosaurs and ducks in one line. She walks up to the hobo.
“You sing weird.”
The hobo just looks at her and starts to belt more lines.
“Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, don’t tell me that, you rude lady~”
Jessica just crouches down to be eye level with her.
“That was better!”
Jessica falls in love with her extremely husky voice and tosses thirty cents into her hat.
“You’re richer than that! Five more cents.”
The hobo tries to get more money out of her.
“Okay.”
She drops five more cents. “More.” She drops five more cents. “More money.” She drops five more cents. “More.”
The cat lady continues until she realizes all her money is gone.
“I’m out of change.”
“Okay, come back tomorrow.”
“Okay.”
The cat lady doesn’t realize she’s been tricked until she gets home. Her cats meow at her as she comes home.
“I think I’m in love with a hobo.”
--
She comes back again with more money in her pockets.
This time the hobo is singing about dragons and kites and tea.
She must like tea.
To win her heart, the cat lady goes to the local tea shop. A tall girl who has a mass amount of sweet potatoes on the counter greets her.
“Would you like some tea?”
“Yes. What do you think that hobo likes?”
Jessica points at the girl who’s now crooning about cooties and flies and turtles.
“Everybody likes iced tea.”
“Ok. I want green tea.”
“Black tea?”
“No I said herbal tea.”
“Did you say oolong tea?”
“I changed my mind, I want white tea.”
“Ok, iced tea it is.”
“Ok.”
Jessica pays and walks out with the tea, oblivious to the mix-up of tea names. She finds the hobo singing away about rhinos and blankets and the color yellow. The cup of tea is placed before her.
“I thought of you when I saw this.”
The hobo shows her a toothy grin with a few missing teeth.
“I like tea.”
“I thought you did.”
“I also like bagels.”
“Ok.”
Jessica turns around to go to a bagel shop so she can buy her bagels too.
The tea lady is standing out on the street, motioning Jessica to come to her.
“I sell donuts, too.”
“I need a bagel.”
“Ok, one cinnamon roll coming up.”
“No, I want a pretzel instead.”
“Did you say hot dog?”
“Yes, I said toast.”
“Ok, here’s your bagel.”
The bagel comes with a tea bag in the middle of it.
Shameless plug!
The cat lady thinks as she pays for the bagel and gives it to the hobo.
“Thanks, I’m Tiffany. Your name, partner?”
“No need to say.”
They fall in love after Hobo Tiffany serenades to her about cats and uses her eye smile.
It just makes Jessica fall head over heels for her.
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Some extra cuteness