not the droid you seek

[liminalia]

Why yes, Domly McDom, I'd be ever so happy to go to bed with your wife whom I've never met. Nothing gets me hotter than being procured by someone's husband to sleep with someone who has no idea what to do with a girl in bed and who looks like every other conventionally pretty Jill at the mall. Oh and, last I checked, lesbianism was not a kink.

Comments

[newsbean]

Oh and, last I checked, lesbianism was not a kink.

BRB - dying of the laugh.

[blue_peitho]

That last line gets me! Love. It.

[tarrestrial]

Either I've been messaged by that guy or there's more than one. *shudder* If your wife is looking for a girlfriend, she can bloody well message me herself!

[liminalia]

Oh, unfortunately there's definitely more than one out there.

[sophiaserpentia]

My favorite are the guys who approach me and ask if I'm married.

I say yes.

One heartbeat. Two heartbeats. (I guess this is how long it takes for the sound of my voice to travel from his ears down his spinal column to the little head which is the one doing the thinking at that moment, then back up to the voicebox.)

"Does she play too?"

*snickers* I kind of want to reply that she would probably sooner scoop out his balls with an old rusty spoon than play with some random guy, but I wouldn't be able to get the proper evil grin just right.

[liminalia]

"Why yes, she does. She's a Domme. Her favorite kink is CBT with a sharpened rusty spoon. Wanna play?"

I would pay money to see this convo go down. >:D

lesbianism

[truckerspike]

is not a kink!?

Add one more thing to the list of things I can't masturbate to. Right behind Snickers bars and thunderstorms.

Re: lesbianism

[liminalia]

Now now now, lesbianism is not a kink, but getting off watching lesbians definitely is. Wank away. ;P

Re: lesbianism

[truckerspike]

shit, you don't have to ask me twice!

~off to the shower~