meadowvale-- home of high school posers and crazy immigrant christians

[limetreebower]

An elderly woman approached me today while I was waiting for a bus. She spotted me from across a four lane street, and j-walked directly to where I was sitting on the grass. She told me not to sit on the ground because it would instill a damp cold in my body which would activate itself during menstruation and give me terrible cramps. She proceeded

Comments

[manda_mayhem]

that is frightening.

[kati_fridkas]

This made me laugh so hard.