Comments | limepocky: *hits self*

limepocky

hits self

Jul 14, 2008 12:00

I am such a push-over. I got a call from the military recruiters asking if I'd like to arrange a meeting to discuss whether or not I want to join the army. Instead of simply saying, "No thank you, I'm not interested" like any sane person who shares my desire to stay as far away from the military as is possible, I waffled around with, "well, I have ( Read more... )

aargh

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engelen July 14 2008, 17:33:06 UTC

"hello, do you wanna go DIE in another country for a HOPELESS CAUSE?"

*facepalm*

I wonder if tehy tried recruiting Paris Hilton

limepocky July 14 2008, 21:41:52 UTC

The best part was that he was framing it as, "this is a way for you to pay for college AND have some extra money!" and all I could think the entire time he was saying was, "that's IF I don't die before I can get it."

And I always LOL when the military is all, "we want YOU to join the MILITARY", because I know that they actually wouldn't want me because I'm a lesbian. :P

engelen July 15 2008, 22:50:42 UTC

hahahaha

In Mexico, military service is mandatory (unless you have some kind of disability like having no foot arch, asthma, etc). Then again, Mexico is never at war <3
We love peace <3
And actually, you can get away with not doing it if you're lucky enough. There's a sorting, and only those who get a white ball have to do it.

Haha, I remember a friend of my brother went to get his sheet thing "freed" because he'd gotten a black ball, and while he was there, he heard a military guy yelling at everybody "WE DON'T WANT NO CRAZY HAIR NOR FUCKING FAGS!!". At that time, my brother's friend had died his hair electric blue, had a mohawk, and is known for having slept with a million guys.
He just went "awn... they don't want me here D:"