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[lilyknotwisemd]

The state of my apartment has inspired me to write a haiku:

It is freaking cold.
      Do I still have all my toes?
      No, I don't think so.

Beautiful, wasn't it?

Fuck, I'm cold.

Comments

[qahtte]

Lol, you're brilliant. I love it!

[lilyknotwisemd]

--bows-- Why thank you.

[carnivalcanary]

I also wrote one, inspired by you.

Guys, check out my toes!
My toenails are really long!
Don't worry, they're clean.

[lilyknotwisemd]

Amazing!

Dude. We should publish an anthology. Just of haikus. It'll be a best seller, guaranteed.

[carnivalcanary]

I'll only do it if all the haikus are about toes.

[lilyknotwisemd]

Damn, 'cause I came up with another one that has nothing to do with toes:

Nosferatu's zoo
Has a lot of animals.
But don't go at night.

I... Have NO idea how that happened.

[sugarless_girl]

I am totally devoid of haiku talent, but I could draw a pretty cover!

[lilyknotwisemd]

Win. It's totally happening now. :D