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lilykane

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Mar 13, 2008 16:52

Because I haven't done a meme in like FOREVAH, and I like stealing things from beeblebabe (I'm so shameless D:):

Tell me a character, and I'll tell you how he/she lost his/her virginity.

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tsukikoushi March 13 2008, 21:55:07 UTC

Jin Uzuki, please. ^_^

lilykane March 13 2008, 22:17:04 UTC

The summer before he went into the military, and predictably with Pellegri. It wasn't anything mind shattering for either one of them. Then Pellegri found her 'ligion, and it went down hill from there.

buuzen_kun March 13 2008, 22:29:47 UTC

Armor King. bwahahz XD

lilykane March 13 2008, 22:48:03 UTC

Then Armor King was a teenager, he was a hood in da ghetto, yo. He hooked up with this fly chick named LaTisha, was the preacher's daughter at the Baptist church. He was supposed to be taking her to a school dance, but they skipped that and went down by the docks where all the kids were doing it.

...Her dad found out and kicked A.King's ass. He then found 'ligion after that.

halliday March 13 2008, 22:30:09 UTC

Sora from Kingdom Hearts.

I hope he lost it to Riku, sorta like Squall lost his to Seifer.

lilykane March 13 2008, 22:52:22 UTC

Oh, he certainly DID lose it to Riku, when he was about ten. See, Riku said it was a game, you know "I'll show mine, if you show yours", then it escalated in to "Go ahead and touch it!" and so on. It wasn't until Sora was about sixteen, well after his escapades in Kingdom Hearts, when he realized what had happened. While a little disheartened that Riku had taken advantage of him, Sora forgave him...after many years of therapy.

Though, most of the therapy had little to do with Riku and more to do with walking around an alternative universe with cartoon characters. No one believes him that Goofy was a badass :(.

iori March 13 2008, 23:05:30 UTC

Ocelot.

lilykane March 13 2008, 23:30:27 UTC

Ocelot, still a virgin. Well, he was until he had Liquid Snake's arm graphed on his body. Now, he can't keep the sweaty mens ladies off of him D:

kuni_bob March 13 2008, 23:51:53 UTC

Jin Kazama... >:D

lilykane March 14 2008, 00:08:08 UTC

Contrary to popular belief, Jin did not lose his virginity to his mother. Oh, yes, he did still boink his mom, but by then the kid was a pro. Literally ( ... )

kuni_bob March 14 2008, 02:00:59 UTC

This is exactly what I was hoping for, and so much more. *tears of joy*

A++++++++++++++++ would read from again!!

kuni_bob March 14 2008, 02:05:08 UTC

PS: may I steal this meme for my LJ, with full credit to you & beeblebabe? I am bored, and this would be ever so much fun!

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