Chhhkt. Testing. Testing.
Alright, your friendly neighbourhood Wade Wilson here, and here's how this whole thing is going to go down.
[The mercenary is currently holding little Lily hostage. How 'bout that.]
You're going to let me go. And you're going to do this for a number of reasons; one, you're going to do it so I don't get mad. When I get mad, people usually get dead.
Second. I've got the First Mate's daughter here, and her neck is looking so snappable at the moment that I can't be blamed if my hands just slip and give a good twist---
[OOC;;
comm hijack!]