EZRULIE EARDRUM WHERE ARE YOU ?!?!?

[lilybutterland]

I love being online all the time and will never stop checking my email

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and because of the rules of postmodernism, the recent hyper-hyper-linking of all web content through wordpress has destroyed any need for definitions like memory or history

Comments

[lilybutterland]

[_swallow]

i don't often comment but i want to say you are clearly a genius of our time

[lilybutterland]

I'm clever and I'm attempting to swallow our time whole.

speaking of swallowing, I found a hip flask with SWALLOW engraved across the front in block headline font.

gonna try to sell it for $20 to porn starr BARBIE SWALLOWS, who once confessed to me that her real legal namr is BARBRA SPITZ

gulp...

[thatboredkid]

i love this so so so much.
I am pretty sure in the year 2012 there will be no bodies except brains seperated in glass jars hooked up to a huge computer that lets you live your fantasy online. And your brain is kept alive forever.

[lilybutterland]

that is true but this is the interit step !!!!

your brain aint going in a matrix. just cuz its spensive and not practicle to keep you alive for that. your whole brain is data as quickly as the computer absorbs it anyways, your brain is only interesting cuz its a funny charming flawed computer that runs arround driven by id all day.

so we take the brains out of you alittle at a time and write you perfectly and in the mean time your just a meat charecter in a blog cast cartoon.

that is the forecast for the rest of our lives.

[lilybutterland]

so...

what I'm saying is its gonna work like green screen.

you film something as close as possible to whats written in the story, and then you take it and add effects, adjust contrast, blog it, and you rewrite history.

like 1984 but every single person with the technology gets to play.

i sound like a crack pot stoner now.

I better live up to that.

its ten twenty.

[lilybutterland]

history is finally dead in 2012.

terrence mckenon invented this as the "theory of diminishing novelty" decades ago...

he was addicted to mushrooms.

i need supplies so i can become a genious in the nest 2 years...

hi

[ext_209534]

it seems you have a cult following, i guess cult leaders just read their emails and don't respond to them, sigh i guess i should just start writing you pornographic letters so i can still be at the front of your huge brain

Re: hi

[lilybutterland]

you are so weird !!!

you are putting me down with compliments !!

it says i have 419 unread messages but thats my work in progress tray

Re: hi

[lilybutterland]

you should still write porn so i can read it.

i write porn all the time and it helps me stay sane.

freaking hilarious

[anonymous]

are you implying im not?sane, I was in a porn does that count?who you calling weird?buddy.

Re: freaking hilarious

[lilybutterland]

wanna see.....

anonny mouse trap.