Glad everybody had an OK New Year's. I spent the evening drinking wine and watching "LOTR" and "Deep Blue Sea ( Read more... )

I think the only reason why the Powers-That-Be invented the MP3 player was so that I could sit in traffic and skip the songs I don't want to hear ( Read more... )

What happens to lady astronauts when they are on the rag? Are they responsible for packing tampons and/or pads, or is it included in the space shuttle? I wonder if they plan for it. "Well, we'll be up for two weeks. Better bring some Tampax". Changing must be difficult, unable to get the applicator in correctly while you're bumping against the ( Read more... )

ABC Family is developing a new TV show.

"10 Things I Hate About You"

Yeah, based on the very awesome movie from my delicate teenage years.

It's like finding Winnie the Pooh's corpse in a dilapidated crack house.

(Extra 's' for badassery ( Read more... )

(It figures- on a happy day, something always keeps balance ( Read more... )

Yah!

By the way, my internet at home is not working. Maybe President-Elect Obama can send some magic my way so I can read Perez Hilton in my pjs.

To everyone who is legally allowed to vote, I hope you do so.

It would be a lie to say "I don't care who you vote for- JUST VOTE". The truth is, don't tell me who you voted for.

Tell you where I'll be 6.5 hours from now- on my ass watching the Daily Show coverage.

Happy Halloween, my pets ( Read more... )

Guess what I love almost as much as money? Why, TV silly!

Here is my annual "TV is Awesome, Watch What I Tell You and Hate What I Hate" post.

New and Fantastic
Fringe: I never watched "The X-Files". The one and only (I think) episode I watched involved a guy putting voodoo dolls into a microwave and then burning his mother alive in her bed. Not ( Read more... )