and the police report read "destination: kim marie salon for bikini wax"

[lilpinksprout]

i spent most of my weekend working. but that's okay, it was pirate weekend. i wore a pirate outfit on saturday, and was TOTALLY all about it. sunday was defiatly not feeling it, and just wore clothes i found on the floor. alex, adam and kerry visited me. and laughed--assholes. just kidding. after work jo and i went to dave's birthday party, which

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[jklugman]

Oh GOD! Are you okay??

[lilpinksprout]

yeah. i'm fine. just on some muscle relaxers that make me REALLY tired. thanks for asking though.
-cassie

[callmecougah]

Hey "cervical sprain" sounds a lot better than "a swootched cooch." But then again, that's why I never went to medical school.

[lilpinksprout]

haha. no need for you to go to medical school. you should just make up new names for injuries and parts of the body.

[thenewblood]

let's not forget the true trajedy here, ladies and gentlemen...she never got to get that bikini wax.

I know I'm pretty heart-broken about it.

Well, not really. I'm just glad she's okay, but I had to at least try to cover up for her "scaring the shit out of me."

Cassie rocks so hard that she doesn't even believe in airbags.

shit...

[the_balloon_man]

are you okay?

in pain...or?

hope everything is well.

(smile)

Re: shit...

[lilpinksprout]

i'm ok. thanks for asking. i'm currently driving a taurus station wagon, so my cool points have gone way down. how are you? how's nj treating you? i might be down that way on sunday.

aww

[noclay]

feel better .. did the other girl die . ehehe

Re: aww

[lilpinksprout]

no. she was perfectly fine. cause she's a douchebag! how are you derek? i MISS YOU SO MUCH!