Comments | lilmissnever: Tortilla Flats

lilmissnever

Tortilla Flats

Aug 13, 2007 01:31

There are some phrases in the English language that one should never hear, because if you are hearing these words, your life has taken a dark and terrible turn. This evening, I discovered a new specimen to add to the cabinet of horror - words to strike fear into the hearts of men: tortilla dandruff ( Read more... )

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Comments 8

psymbiotic August 13 2007, 08:39:33 UTC

Ah, I see you went to ISW tonight. ;>

Egan

lilmissnever August 14 2007, 09:25:23 UTC

Oh yes I did. Normally, I enjoy ISW great deal, but this time around I just couldn't deal with the flying pies and the whipped cream and the chocolate syrup and the tortillas. The notion of being covered in those things was suddenly disgusting. And just as I was struck by that feeling, some asshole tossed an armload of tortilla bits at my head.

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lilmissnever August 13 2007, 23:45:27 UTC

I woke up this morning and immediately washed my hair a second time. I think that most of the scary particulate matter is gone, but I am twitchy enough about strange and edible things in my hair that I engage in Round 3. Lacquer may be right out, but I would settle for a Squid Containment Helmet.

ammonoid August 13 2007, 17:37:08 UTC

Tortilla dandruff! Awesome.

slurketta August 13 2007, 18:17:52 UTC

Dear heavens. Maybe your squid is hungry and is independantly securing carbs for itself as a precursor to sentient life?

lilmissnever August 13 2007, 23:35:37 UTC

If my headsquid was sentient, it would surely have reached out and attacked the person who decided to cover me in tortilla bits. Human flesh is an excellent source of protein. It would make my headsquid pleasantly shiney.

colubra August 18 2007, 05:35:38 UTC

...in the process of making more room around the house for things I own, I've found I have CDs that might be desireable to someone who hasn't bought the recent re-releases.

I listed 'em in the most recent entry on my journal; let me know if there's anything you want.

lilmissnever August 19 2007, 01:18:28 UTC

I'm good, but thank you for thinking of me. I've spent the last few weeks on a mad purge of things that I do not need. I have now lived in the Bunker for seven years, longer than I have ever lived in any one place. I am alarmed by how much crap one can accumulate simply by standing still.