Walk the Walk

[lilmissnever]

The walk home from the DNA Lounge is considerably longer now that I inhabit Bunker 2. Other residents of this building get around the problem by bicycling to and fro, which occasionally results in drunken 2:30 am skids across the pavement, but usually gets the bicyclists home safe and sound. My search for a bicycle that I can ride while wearing

Comments

[ilcylic]

"If that guy makes a move towards me, I am going to elbow him in the face, grab his hair, and ram his head into my knee."

<3. :)

[lilmissnever]

See, it's important to have a plan.

[mikeys]

seems reasonable.

[structurefall]

silly question: why don't you just walk down folsom and turn on 4th? it's only like half a block out of your way, and the only precarious section would be the folsom -> bryant walk, taking you right by ye olde glas kat immediately afterward.

[lilmissnever]

Because the landlord has rented out the Concrete Bunker and walking by there makes me sad. I realize that I should be over the Bunker by now, but it was a long relationship that ended abruptly and we never really had any kind of closure.

[elusis]

I could refer you to a good couple therapist for some post-breakup counseling...

[takeapeek]

Hmm my usual point of attack is grab the head, jam the nose back with back of wrist and jam the face into my knee, yup.

[phreddiva]

In the early 90's, when I strolled home along streets in SOMA, I made a habit of walking in the center of the street, singing opera, as loudly as possible. This is also a neat trick for the ATM. No one attempts to mug/rape a person singing opera loudly.

[strontium90]

This is actually pretty brilliant. I don't know how reliable it is, but I'm fully in favor of more opera being sung in the streets.

[lilmissnever]

Given how poorly I sing, this may be seen as an invitation to a mercy killing.