Problems with Poseidon

[lilmissnever]

On Saturday morning J reports that the basement flooded overnight at the Fallback Position. Our nice French Moroccan landlady, the one who is not a former burlesque performer from New York, is soaked in water. She has turned the water mains off, which is a problem because I would like to take a shower. The next day, we discover that she has failed

Comments

[wyndebreaker]

Perhaps your Water God is a stop-motion Kraken, in which case, yeah, you'll still need a virgin.

"I do not know where I will find a virgin in ess eff - at least now that the Star Wars-themed goth club is over."

*zing!*

[lilmissnever]

My sources inform me that the Star Wars-themed nightclub was actually a lot of dorky fun. I kind of regret deciding to sit it out.

[elusis]

It was really pretty good.

The bit where people with lightsabres were dancing to "Doctorin' the Tardis" was maybe a little overkill, but.

[headhouse]

It's always a good idea to watch out for sirens when you live on a peninsula.

[takeapeek]

i heart you lots, and yeay, i want to see this Bob Fosse'ness